Saturday, January 8, 2011

conspiracies of old

Subtle mind-control may have been practiced by Martians on Earthlings for some time now. What we humans refer to as "instinct" in dogs, for example, may simply be an effort on the part of an extra-terrestrial intelligence to disgust us. Our canine companion, as do many others of the species, often eats her own frozen feces during the winter. The only evolutionary gain here may just be to sicken the animal's enemies. Or, perhaps she is sending us a message from outer-space? "Earthlings, we laugh at you in disgust, here is an example of how debased you appear to us".

I believe strongly that my own Scottish forebears have been encouraged over time in their cultural and martial pursuits by this space-borne intelligence. Precisely when the Scots began wearing the red pom-pom atop their tams may be a date lost in the annals of history, but it seems difficult to deny the utterly alien features of the young pretender to the throne, the bonnie Prince Charlie.

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