Between the months of August and May, the School of Dentistry screens potential patients for training purposes. There is a 50% reduction in fees, but the dental work is very, very slow. We may be signing me up for the longest cleaning and cavity filling in the history of forever.
Immortality through dental check-ups. Research in this field could yield amazing discoveries pertinent to long-distance space travel. Put on the mask or take the needle and when you awaken, you're in the Gasdaaaagagu Galaxy light-years away from planet Earth, your breath is minty-fresh and your smile shines like the porcelain goddess.
I should probably take advantage of the reduced fees now. Once cryogenic freezing/thawing is common practice, the students are going to be in high demand. Painless dentistry while exploring the whateververse. I can hardly wait for the future.
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