Hello world. The movie adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs' John Carter character has come to the big screen at last. Schlocky pulp! We just watched the trailer for the film. Unfortunately there appear to be a lot of big boring battle scenes. Blame the influence of Peter Jackson's Lord of the [Potatoes]. But the Barsoomian creatures look fantastic! Rather, they look like a fantasy made palpable. Megan Fox, she ought to be in it. The bodacious princesses need to be feisty and unpredictable and, well, slutty. This is a must see, if only to pigeon-hole for not being the-good-kind-of-bad enough. Can't wait!
Links? In a web? That not make sense.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/john_carter/
Oh, to cap it all off, the lead role is played by a man named Kitsch.
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