Thursday, April 19, 2012

an open letter to my editor

At the risk of using this log as a space to write whatever the whatever I want:

ZCHL GZTNZ, where are you and how do I contact you? I've tried Ouija, but zeds keep appearing, and it would be good to know I'm not talking to a ghost that isn't you.  Are you still in bonnie old England? When again is the bonnie Prince coming through? Oh, and thank you for the comments, I am now responding!

I recently considered converting to Judaism and thought I'd ask you if I could get in touch with your bro. for moral support. I lack contact info, you see? Since then I've returned to my belief that all organized human religions are bunk and've decided to remain profoundly profane. Still, foreskin art could be something worth exploring, so perhaps  an open mind to the old chestnuts of others is worth maintaining.

There is almost certainly another slightly less upsetting reason I'm trying to reach out to you, but it escapes my memory at the moment.
Gotta go! Wee ones and all! We'll try again later, maybe?
Zmz

1 comment:

  1. Hello! I like our new form of correspondence, but if you ever want to get in touch in a non-blog format, you can email me (rgartnr@gmail.com).

    I am still in bonnie old England where the ale is cheap and it rains almost constantly. I like it here, even if it rains a lot -- the birds chirp, the flowers bloom, and I am never very far from sheep (seriously). I am seeing Mr. Bonnie Prince next week! Ay yay ay I'm pretty excited! The show is the day after I hand in a beastly term paper on how Victor Hugo's Notre Dame de Paris shaped the nineteenth century conception of gothic in France.

    My brosef's email is thehollows@gmail.com. He isn't terribly jewish in his day to day life (like me!), but I'm sure he'll be happy to hear from you regardless!

    I'll check back regularly for updates. Hope the little ones are both well!

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